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Smegma
It's Hard to Swallow
| Name: | Christinia |
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| Birthdate: | 09-16 |
| Location: | Roanoke, Virginia, United States |
| Website: | NUNYA STUFF |
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Flies are eating my boots...
and my shirt...
and my Sopranos DVD.
I live in the woods.
Next to the ocean.
Teepees are nice homes indeed.
My chair makes tribal noises.
My computer makes future noises.
I can hear sleepy noises.
Nine sleepy voices.
And leafy voices.
It's all because of the ocean.
The ocean owns it all.
I hate paying rent.
Urination is the key.
That is what the BigRedCat told me.
So I did...
all night long.
Soon the flies will be eating my teepee...
and the woods...
but the little shits will drown in the ocean!
Revenge is so sweet...
and...
Don't ask.
and my shirt...
and my Sopranos DVD.
I live in the woods.
Next to the ocean.
Teepees are nice homes indeed.
My chair makes tribal noises.
My computer makes future noises.
I can hear sleepy noises.
Nine sleepy voices.
And leafy voices.
It's all because of the ocean.
The ocean owns it all.
I hate paying rent.
Urination is the key.
That is what the BigRedCat told me.
So I did...
all night long.
Soon the flies will be eating my teepee...
and the woods...
but the little shits will drown in the ocean!
Revenge is so sweet...
and...
Don't ask.
Interests (26):
animes, bills, camels, car lines, crickets, frogs, geicos, grubs, hedges, honeymoons, jons, legos, long stories, medium stories, nubbins, nudibranchs, red knees, seahorses, short stories, sleepy noises, so longs, super nintendo chompers, toys, turtles, walls, yodas
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